Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The secret to losing weight

Today I was watching Seinfeld when a commercial advertising LA Weightloss came on. That's when I finally realized how these people lose so many pounds in such a short time and go from an ugly nobody to a model. (Well not quite). But the secret is...drum roll please....a haircut! All the Before pictures of the people when they were fat they have horrible hairdoos that would have been good if this were the 80s. And their clothing is out of date too. But then they go to LA Weightloss, they get a haircut and presto they are good looking and feeling good about themselves. It makes sense, lose 25 pounds in 5 weeks, well you can lose 5 pounds in 5 minutes by getting rid of that hideous pony-tail or the greasy mullet.

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