Todays menu

So far today I have filled my body with absolute crap. I slept in by accident and didn't get to eat breakfast. Instead I went to McDonalds late in the afternoon and had 1.97 double cheeseburgers. I couldn't finish it because it was ridiculously salty. Good though, but salty. So that classified as lunch. Then for supper my aunt brought Little Ceaser's pizza and crazy bread. I can feel my arteries getting closer and closer. Next up on the menu? Probably a heart attack. Tomorrow I'll have to eat more fruit and start the day right with a nice bowl of Cheerios like I have been doing for the past few months.