I bought a Patriots jersey dirt cheap when I went to the game. But of course I'm not going to be walking around wearing it, so I have come up with some alternate uses for it!A welcome mat for my cat as she goes to her litter box.
Its microwaves safe!
Very good for cleaning up big messes.
A stress remover.
Problem: No more toilet paper.
Solution: Use Patriots jersey. Its better than 2-ply.
A toilet protector.
A home for fruit flies.