Neighbour: Is there anybody at your house?
Briggins: I think so.
Neighbour: Do you have homework?
Briggins: Yes, in University you always have homework.
Neighbour: In junior high we do all our work at school.
Briggins: In University there is always homework, and whenever you are having fun you know you should be doing work.
Neighbour: Sounds boring.
Briggins: It is.